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Season 3

2007 · 20 episodes

It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.

Episodes

Episode 1
Wait for It
8.0September 24, 200721m

Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.

Episode 2
We're Not from Here
7.6October 1, 200721m

Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

Episode 3
Third Wheel
7.6October 8, 200723m

Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

Episode 4
Little Boys
7.6October 15, 200723m

Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

Episode 5
How I Met Everyone Else
8.3October 22, 200723m

Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

Episode 6
I'm Not That Guy
8.0October 29, 200723m

Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

Episode 7
Dowisetrepla
7.9November 5, 200721m

Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

Episode 8
Spoiler Alert
8.4November 12, 200721m

Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

Episode 9
Slapsgiving
8.4November 19, 200723m

Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

Episode 10
The Yips
7.8November 26, 200723m

When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

Episode 11
The Platinum Rule
8.1December 10, 200721m

Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

Episode 12
No Tomorrow
7.8March 17, 200821m

Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

Episode 13
Ten Sessions
8.2March 24, 200823m

Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

Episode 14
The Bracket
8.2March 31, 200821m

Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

Episode 15
The Chain of Screaming
7.9April 14, 200823m

After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

Episode 16
Sandcastles in the Sand
7.9April 21, 200823m

Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

Episode 17
The Goat
7.9April 28, 200823m

Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

Episode 18
Rebound Bro
7.9May 5, 200821m

Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

Episode 19
Everything Must Go
7.6May 12, 200821m

When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

Episode 20
Miracles
8.2May 19, 200823m

Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.

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